I found some geeky quotes that were too large to tweet or ones that I didn't want to lose, so I figured a post of the 10 best programmer quotes would interest some of you. Hope you like them:
Funny Geek Quotes
- 10.
- I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone. - Bjarne Stroustrup
- 9.
- Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - Martin Golding
- 8.
- When you catch bugs early, you also get fewer compound bugs. Compound bugs are two separate bugs that interact: You trip going downstairs, and when you reach for the handrail it comes off in your hand. - Paul Graham
- 7.
- I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly. - Unknown
- 6.
- Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. Rich Kulawiec
Inspirational Geek Quotes
- 5.
- Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter. - Eric S. Raymond
- 4.
- Nine people can't make a baby in a month. – Fred Brooks
- 3.
- Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. - Dan Salomon
- 2.
- If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 - Unknown
- 1.
- A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder
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