10 Best Programming and Geek Quotes

I found some geeky quotes that were too large to tweet or ones that I didn't want to lose, so I figured a post of the 10 best programmer quotes would interest some of you. Hope you like them:

Funny Geek Quotes

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - Martin Golding

When you catch bugs early, you also get fewer compound bugs. Compound bugs are two separate bugs that interact: You trip going downstairs, and when you reach for the handrail it comes off in your hand. - Paul Graham

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. Rich Kulawiec

Inspirational Geek Quotes

Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter. - Eric S. Raymond
Nine people can't make a baby in a month. – Fred Brooks
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. - Dan Salomon
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 - Unknown
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder

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